Bachelor Recap (a quick one I promise)

I know I said I would try and refrain from snarky re-caps but this week proved to be too funny not to share some highlights. If ya'll know me, you know I do get down with some Monday night wine dates with the #Bachelor! (yes I hashed it because I live tweet it and you should join me!)   I feel like this season needs to pick up already - I mean, we’re a month in and the most drama we’ve had is  Victoria getting raging drunk and sloppy on a group date and sent home. Where’s a Courtney or Vienna or a Tierra when you need one? (or even Tierra's eyebrow? Anyone? haha) Anyway, next week Claire has a breakdown and JuPa (Juan Pablo- yes I did..) complains about a terrible night. Bring on the D-rama paalease! (ps American Horror Story Coven season finale tonight- anyone watching?!)

Also, Jenni from Frankly My Dear... is not only one of my fav bloggers but my newest live tweet buddy as well! If you haven't checked out her blog do so now & join us! Unless your Monday night is way cooler than ours and by that I mean you don't like reality TV, couch dates or WINE...

I just love her

So basically the exotic location so far is South Korea... Here is their excitement (Although some clearly have no idea where they are going and Claire screams that she doesn't even own a Kimono #Tragic)

When told she was going to be performing with the biggest pop group that no one has ever heard of:

And then the last BEST thing of the night: When Claire dramatically acted like eating a tiny piece of Octopus would ruin her life, Kelly gives us this insight...